What are you today?

The intended question was, "How are you today?", but the misspoken phrase got me thinking.

What are we today? I started taking stock in what I am...

I am man.
I am husband.
I am father.
I am son.
I am friend.
I am employee.
I am intelligence.
I am sarcasm.
I am lazy.
I am procrastination.
I am worry.
I am care.
I am love.

The list goes on and on, but I find it interesting how a choice of unintended words can have an impact on the thought process of those around us.

So, I ask you, what are you today?